Differences between Australia and America

From now on Im going to just give you guys a list of similarities and differences between the Land of the Free, and the Land Down Under. Ill probably update it throughout the year.

Differences

• Australia is in the Southern Hemisphere. America is not.
• Hell and damn can be used multiple ways in Australian churches.
• Girls in Australia wear their shorts pulled all the way up to their belly buttons. (grandma would be proud)
• Girls in Australias shorts are already short to begin with... (Okay theres no difference there really)
• Guys pants in Australia are really tight.
• In Australia people wear thongs on their feet.
• The toilets are very deep here. And the water level is really low in those basins. Every day I do cannonballs.
• Burger King is now Hungry Jacks
• McDonalds charges 5 dollars for a McChicken.

Similarities

• People poop.
• People dont like it when I flatulate.
• People dont like when I talk about bodily functions.
• 100% of dark people are incredibly talented.
• Everyone is amazing at something music related.
• Beyonce is famous.
• Big Mac sauce is really good.
• Everyone eats at Maccas (McDonalds)
• God is the same here as He is in America. Its crazy that you can fly wherever you want in the world and you may lose all forms of communication with your family, but Gods always within range.

Consider yourselves internationally educated. :)